Lobster Martini at Lobster Shanty.Salem. MA

Lobster Martini at Lobster Shanty.Salem. MA

Celebrating a hospital discharge for a friend treated for what the ER calls “Saturday Night Palsy” (actually Radial Nerve Palsy). Now waiting on a bail-bondsman so we can get 2 friends out of jail. Completely unrelated. I don’t think I need to visit Allston for a while. #salemrules

Celebrating a hospital discharge for a friend treated for what the ER calls “Saturday Night Palsy” (actually Radial Nerve Palsy). Now waiting on a bail-bondsman so we can get 2 friends out of jail. Completely unrelated. I don’t think I need to visit Allston for a while. #salemrules

Effin’ CHOCOLATE COVERED TWINKIE!!! Rockport, MA

Effin’ CHOCOLATE COVERED TWINKIE!!! Rockport, MA

My lovely bride-to-be maxing the string of a kite on Beverly’s “what band are you in?” Beach. She rules at kite #showoff

My lovely bride-to-be maxing the string of a kite on Beverly’s “what band are you in?” Beach. She rules at kite #showoff

After getting 2 teeth pulled today, it was either whining and TV In bed, or flying a kite on Vicodin at the hipster beach in Beverly. #awesomechoices

After getting 2 teeth pulled today, it was either whining and TV In bed, or flying a kite on Vicodin at the hipster beach in Beverly. #awesomechoices

Ain’t no trash day like a Salem trash day ‘cause a Salem trash day don’t stop!

Ain’t no trash day like a Salem trash day ‘cause a Salem trash day don’t stop!

My bride-to-be just impressively arm-knitted me a very cool scarf just in time for [another!] Sh’tty storm

My bride-to-be just impressively arm-knitted me a very cool scarf just in time for [another!] Sh’tty storm

An amazing statue of a falconer at an amazing park we visited last night. I kind of don’t want to give details because

An amazing statue of a falconer at an amazing park we visited last night. I kind of don’t want to give details because

Uh oh

Uh oh

Wife.

Wife.